I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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