did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I would fuck him just for his dog
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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