and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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