The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The Olympian is in my bed
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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