This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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