so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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