Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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