He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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