I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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