brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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