she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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