Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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