He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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