in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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