he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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