so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed