so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.