I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.