i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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