i don't like sucking hair
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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