why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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