I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So vagazzling was a success
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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