Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Vodka?
Forever.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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