Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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