I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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