nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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