Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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