im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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