I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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