my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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