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I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane

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(586): I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane http://tfl.nu/vhwv

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Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.

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(416): Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management. http://tfl.nu/afuw

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work

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(304): I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work http://tfl.nu/ovrn

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..

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(814): he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth.. http://tfl.nu/cpmo

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(812): View more from Indiana

it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked

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tasteful.

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(812): it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked (1-812): tasteful. http://tfl.nu/syjz

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(919): View more from North Carolina

okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.

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(919): okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth. http://tfl.nu/6w2r

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(315): View more from New York

The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.

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(315): The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style. http://tfl.nu/brn7

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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.

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(863): We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits. http://tfl.nu/7sfp

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...

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(248): I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high... http://tfl.nu/j3oh

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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.

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(201): She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza. http://tfl.nu/d9wz

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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"

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(705): The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?" http://tfl.nu/11uf

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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.

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(817): I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night. http://tfl.nu/xdj6

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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety

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(+61): On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety http://tfl.nu/7rit

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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible

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well did you say yes?

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(323): He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible (310): well did you say yes? http://tfl.nu/94vg

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable

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(630): I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable http://tfl.nu/z2xr

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