My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...