So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I need to calm my uterus...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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