so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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