The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.