did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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