Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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