just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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