Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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