There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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