he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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