Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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