I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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