Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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