I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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