Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
