I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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