I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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