you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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