One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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