I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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