your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I think people are normalizing furries
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
