found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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