Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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