I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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