absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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i think im in europe. pls send help
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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