On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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