I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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