Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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