Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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