I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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